after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
Oh it’s on bitches.
(via jasminelovespandas)
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
(via awesomephilia)
“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
(via wherespidersspin)
IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
(Source: rogers-and-stark, via neopocalypse)
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
(via awesomephilia)
I did a thing.
No wonder they hate us, we are everything they want to be.
you’re missing a circle
(Source: rosepocalypse, via searuler)
do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
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