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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

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missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??


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"Stay single, fall in love with yourself first. Don’t buy into the hype. Don’t lie to get someone’s body. Don’t fool yourself into a relationship. Be clear about what you want. Make sure it isn’t a decision stemmed from loneliness. Be honest about what you need. Be honest about what you have to offer. Be satisfied with not getting what you want. Don’t manipulate. Open communication. Be blunt. Be respectful. Be happy with or without someone. Know whether you’re in bed with a one-night stand or at the pulpit for marriage, that you didn’t lie to yourself or someone else to get there."

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imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

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twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

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zwampert:

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Sometimes I wonder whether or not Team Rocket was even real in this movie.

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if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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